"omg i hate small talk its so fake!!" like damn u must be so fucking annoying. its called being nice. if i was at a party and i was like "how r your classes going" and you were like "ugh lets skip that i KNOW u dont really CARE about my classes and i dont care about YOURS" i would log out of there so fucking fast
"Who can it be now?" is the song that describes 90% of Tumblr users, I dare you to deny it.
whO cAN IT BE NOW *infamous sax riff*
I’d be an awful parent, I can’t even deny anything to my cats, let alone a kid.
I mean, my cats are spoiled little shits but they’re so cute I just do anything they want.
if you don’t think africa by toto has the most powerful intro ever you must have been dropped on your head when you were a baby or something and i’m sorry for you ok